But we like it that wayHere in get more than we need-ville

In ThneedvilleYou're never alone'Cause you've always got the stuff that you own

I just got my baby a phone

In Thneedville!Where the smog is realAnd all the trees are made of plastic and steelHere in growing like a weed-ville

In ThneedvilleWhere the buildings are broke(Where the building are all broke)And the streetlights dropAnd the chemicals flow

I just went swimming, and now I glow!

Ooh look! It's Aloysius O'Hare(Aloysius O'Hare)The man who bottled-up fresh airAnd became a zillionaire

Everyone 'round here works for meI sell them something they should get for freeWe live in perfect harmony

In Thneedville! In Thneedville!Hip-hooray! Hip-Hooray! Hip-hiphooray!

All I've ever wanted is a whose itI would never flaunt itOh how'd I use it

Everybody has oneLike Jared and Julie and JimAnd Even Ronald shnook has oneAnd nobody's lamer than him

Except for the time that I wanted a scooterA cellphone, a trombone, a laptop computerA sports car, an SUV, robot that looks like meA broad sword, a surfboard, a gas-powered sledA little pet monkey that danced on my headBut this, this is totally differentCause all I've ever wanted in my life is the stuff that I don't have

In Thneedville! It's a brand new day!

All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don't have

Can't see the sun, but we like it that wayHere in get more than we need-ville

Want it terribly!

In Thneedville!

Want it horribly!

All I ever wanted is the stuff that I don't have

'Cause you've always got the stuff that you own

Where is the stuff that I haven't had?

Here in spend until you bleed-villeGrowing like a weed-villePlease don't mention greed-villeWe're happy here in... Thneedville!